How tall is Humberly González

Alanna said on 24/Jan/23
Would have guessed 5’4-5’4.5

Nik Ashton said on 6/May/21
@ Sandy Cowell - They **oo** well are taller round your neck of the woods, incredibly you were at school in the previous century too like Rob and me! 5’2” is a common height where I am and we are heading towards 2022 but the average woman in England as a whole is about 5’4”!

I like your “four food eleven” and I must say that you were economical with the truth, it was good that you requested that this day off work was classed as a leave day! A man I used to work with turned up to work on a lot of occasions after getting *** a**** the night before! On a final note I can tell you that I have reoccurring dreams of still working and turning up late to work!

I love the name Humberly!

Miss Sandy Cowell said on 21/Apr/21
Yes it is, Nik! The five foot fivers in my class at school were among the shorter of us. There's no way they were considered tall and I'm talking about when we were 15/16 and in our gym wear. Maybe people are taller down southern England. This also applied to the women who worked in a large office with me, but there was one 4ft11 (or four food eleven 🍔🌮🍟) extremely plump woman who saw me travelling to a Hawkwind concert on a December day I'd taken off work, but "I felt better in the evening..."

If you believe that, you believe anything! Actually it's true, but my illness was down to having too much festive drink on a weeknight, so I overslept the following day! I told them that I hadn't felt well but was okay later, and to take the day off my leave. Well, I wasn't lying - just a little economical with the truth!
😝🖕

Humberly gets five foot four.

Nik Ashton said on 8/Apr/21
Humberly (autocorrect tried to change it to Humber luck!) is average but 5’5” ain’t! 🛳🍀